It lost its porpoise.
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The domesticated doesnt have balls
A smokesalottapotamus.
You don't, they're already spotted!
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
Because Lamar Odom
Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.
A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.
Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.
He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)
It's not about strategy, but endurance.
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
I didn't know disasters can run for office
Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.
Because it had no porpoise in life.
Hey! You did that on porpoise!"
Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.
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