Pong Jokes

What does Pong and WW1 have in common?

It's not about strategy, but endurance.

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Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)

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Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

How do you cut a Emo sandwich?

Trick question, it cuts itself.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

China Jokes More China Jokes

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

What happens to you at Christmas ?

Yule be happy !

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

Ping Pong Jokes More Ping Pong Jokes

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

What sound does a doorbell make in China?

ping pong.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series?

Lord Of The Chinks

What did the Chinese cowboy say?

Nii haw!