It's not about strategy, but endurance.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
A Carrot.
Cowboom!
Don't cry, it's only a joke
Because Bruce Lee is no joke.
She was emo.
Untie the rope...
He plays batminton.
Ketchup baseball!
Their stuff is always cut.
Cut the rope!
He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.
A turk.
A redneck's trigger actually does something
Social justice.
Because they are well practiced in cutting.
Ping Pong