What is hard and six inches long?

my pen is

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What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.