What is hard and six inches long?

my pen is

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Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

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Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

What do you call a pen without style?

Stylus.