What is hard and six inches long?

my pen is

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What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

Why can't your nose be twelve inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot

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What do you call a pen without style?

Stylus.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.