Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

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What's black, blue and doesn't look too well?

Stevie Wonder

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

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What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

What do you do with old cannon balls ?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

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How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force :)

What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot?

Normal

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What's ten inches long and white?

Not a damn thing! I thought it was time we had some racist jokes towards someone who isn't black for once D

Why can't your nose be twelve inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot