Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did the Florida boy have on his feet?

Crocs

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

Why can't your nose be twelve inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot