What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

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Hell if I know

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BLE-YATCH!

What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

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What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.