What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

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Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

What is the best spanish joke you've ever heard?

I couldnt find the spanish section of reddit

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Why do you never see Hippo's hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

Why haven't you ever seen a hippo hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it.

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What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

What do you get when you cross a chief with a black belt?

Kung Food!

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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You don't, they're already spotted!

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It lost its porpoise.