What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches?

A high medium low

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Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

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What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

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What is Snoop Dogg's favorite note?

High G.

What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

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How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.