Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

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How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

Where do snowmen keep their money ?

In a snowbank !

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Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

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tppppthh...."spit sound"

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Neither can wear pants

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

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Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did