Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

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How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by."

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How do snowmen travel around ?

By iceicle !

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

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What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?

Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

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What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.