10 Dead Baby Jokes

What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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What's worse than having 10 dead babies stapled to one tree?

1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.

What's difference between 10 dead babies and Lamborghini?

I don't have Lamborghini in my garrage

What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

How many handles do a black dude's coffin have?

Have you ever seen a dumpster with four?

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How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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What do you call a really fast lamb?

Lamborghini

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

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Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7?

Because windows 7 8 9.

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

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What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan?

Finding a baby in two trashcans.

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What's worse than one dead baby nailed to ten trees?

One live baby nailed to ten trees.

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

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What are a mathematician's five favourite numbers?

0, 1, e, pi.

Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.