What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

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What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

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Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

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What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

A snapshot.

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What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

What caveman say when he get hurt?

meow.