A crocodile. -You won !"
They're both leg ends.
A raisin
Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.
The octopus because it is well armed.
A tacodile
A snapshot.
How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!
He was studying foreign languages.