What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

Thai-Won Shu.

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

What's a metaphor?

Winning the game tournament!

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

What do you call a crocodile in a band?

A crocstar

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

Meow Jokes More Meow Jokes

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!