When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.

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What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

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How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.