When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.

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What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

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What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

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How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.