How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

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Why am I scared of french pastry chefs?

They give me the crepes.

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

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Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

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What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

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How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

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Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

Why do french tanks have rear view mirrors?

To see the battle.