How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Why was Les miserable?

He was French.

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Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

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What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

Rear View Mirror Jokes More Rear View Mirror Jokes

Why do french tanks have rear view mirrors?

To see the battle.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.