How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

Previous Random Joke Next
French Jokes More French Jokes

Why don't the french like kiwifruit?

Because of the green piece inside.

What's an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but down under.

French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction?

Molly Poppins.

Distinguish Jokes More Distinguish Jokes

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

Rear View Mirror Jokes More Rear View Mirror Jokes

Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

Why do french tanks have rear view mirrors?

To see the battle.