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How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

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Aryan Jokes More Aryan Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Japanese Person Jokes More Japanese Person Jokes

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

Dino Jokes More Dino Jokes

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking."

Rear View Mirror Jokes More Rear View Mirror Jokes

Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors?

So they can see the front-lines.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?

Krautsourcing

How do you say "whoops" in German?

World War 2