Rear View Mirror Jokes

Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

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Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors?

So they can see the front-lines.

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

Why do french tanks have rear view mirrors?

To see the battle.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

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A rearview mirror, so that they can see the war!

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So that they can see the battle.

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