Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

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Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

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How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

Stutter Jokes More Stutter Jokes

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.