What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

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Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

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Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

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What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour?

Corduroy.