What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

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Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

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What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

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What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver?

Because she was a woman