Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

What is a mexican's favorite sport event?

Cross country

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.