Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!