Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an Italian with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla.

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?

Bugs Bunny !

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.