Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.
A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
A pocket watch.
An octopuss !
By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."
They both get better when you drop the "base".
In his briefcase!
They're always cracking in-ya-windows!
I came, I thaw, I conquered .
Pants.
Snowballs.
