Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

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What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

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Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

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What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

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What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

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What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.