Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

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Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.

How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

69

Frosty Jokes More Frosty Jokes

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

When is a fairy NOT a fairy?

When its down your pants then its a goblin!

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

Snowball Jokes More Snowball Jokes

What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?

snowballs

What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?

They're both brown except the snowball.