Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

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Why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!

What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

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Why don't big trains have little trains?

They pull out on time.

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

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How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

Why do all Asian kids get straight A's?

Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.

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Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

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How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower