Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

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Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

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Have an ice day!

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Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

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Metamucil

What do I have?

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Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.