Why don't big trains have little trains?

They pull out on time.

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Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

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Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!