What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.

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What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

When do rabbits have buck teeth?

When their parents won't get them braces.

Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"