Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise
A Rain Deer.
Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.
Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.
His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."
A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.
Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).
Roommates
Because they're sending them to the infantry!
Diddly-squats.