What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

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How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

What's reddit without the R&ampD?

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What did one Pencil say to the other ?

Your looking Sharp!

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.