What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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Who is driving?

A cop.

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

Why do bees hum?

Because they can't remember the lyrics

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

How can you instantly blind an Asian person?

put a steering wheel in front of them