What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

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How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

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A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

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They were my friends :(

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How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

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I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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What is in a virgin candy bar?

Cherries and nuts

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

A: An air bag.

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."