Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

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Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

How many vowels are in the word 'vowel'?

Four. O, double-u and e.

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What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

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What does the H stand for in Jesus H Christ?

Lame Joke Haploid

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

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What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

1.21 JiggaWhats

What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

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What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO !"

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!