How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

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What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP?

A clop cop.

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What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

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What do you call a dog who can do magic?

A labracadabrador

What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!