How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

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How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

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Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.

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What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

Why aren't there any black magicians?

Because magic is stupid.