How do you make a dumb person curious?

I'll tell you tomorrow...

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

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How do you make a dumb person curious?

I'll tell you tomorrow...

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect