What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

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What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

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How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

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What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard."

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

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What looks like half an apple?

The other half

What do you call a human organ cut in half ?

A human piano.

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What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.