How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

the egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.