How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

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What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

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When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.