Satisfaction
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.
Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"
Make him wear shoes.
Boom-shackle-lacquer!
Mandarin Service Guaranteed.
A PILOT, YOU RACIST!
One can raise a child
Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
Toot-in-common
A Cairo-practor.
Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."
He can't run away from his responsibilities.
Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.
He was a real catch
A barber!
Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."