Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to?

Earl Lee

Developer Jokes More Developer Jokes

How many developers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

Why are the developers of NoMansSky called Hellogames?

Because you never get a goodbuy from them

Delay Jokes More Delay Jokes

Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

he was on a watch list...

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

Eye Patch Jokes More Eye Patch Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

Character Jokes More Character Jokes

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.