They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.
Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema
4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons
They needed a developer.
None, that's a hardware problem
The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."
Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."
Names.
Chuck Norris.
Because they're always the life of the party!
The characters in this book are entirely fictional.