Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

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How many developers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware problem

How many developers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

What's delaying the Polish space program?

A: Development of a working match.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

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Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!