Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

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Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

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Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

How many developers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware problem

Delay Jokes More Delay Jokes

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

Eye Patch Jokes More Eye Patch Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

Character Jokes More Character Jokes

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.