Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

Ring Bearer Jokes More Ring Bearer Jokes

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

Delay Jokes More Delay Jokes

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.