Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

Previous Random Joke Next

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

John Cougar Jokes More John Cougar Jokes

Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp