Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

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A: But you cantaloupe!

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Because they cantaloupe..

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He works on a cold case.

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Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp