John Cougar Jokes

Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

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Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

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What do women and turds have in common?

The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

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A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

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Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

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Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

What is a Minnesotan's favorite state to vacation in?

It's Alaska, don'Juneau.

John Cougar Melon Camp Jokes More John Cougar Melon Camp Jokes

Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

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Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

Why did Mother Nature trip the last day of summer?

To make it Fall.

How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ?

Cantaloupe with you tonight !

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

Cougar Jokes More Cougar Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.