Ring Bearer Jokes

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

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When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

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Delay Jokes More Delay Jokes

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

What's delaying the Polish space program?

A: Development of a working match.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

Frodo Jokes More Frodo Jokes

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

On their bunnymoon.

Designate Jokes More Designate Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers?

The designated driver.

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.