What's delaying the Polish space program?

A: Development of a working match.

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Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

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What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

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Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

What's delaying the Polish space program?

A: Development of a working match.

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What's delaying the Polish space program?

A: Development of a working match.

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.