What's delaying the Polish space program?

A: Development of a working match.

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Why is it hard to work at an apple pie factory?

They have such a high turnover rate.

What do you call a bunch of potheads working together?

A joint effort!

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How do you sink the Polish navy?

Put it in water

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

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Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

What's delaying the Polish space program?

A: Development of a working match.

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What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

What's delaying the Polish space program?

A: Development of a working match.