Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo "

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Frodo Jokes More Frodo Jokes

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Vibrate Jokes More Vibrate Jokes

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!