30 Minute Jokes

How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

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How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

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30 Pound Jokes More 30 Pound Jokes

How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What do polar bears have for lunch ?

Ice burger !

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

England Jokes More England Jokes

What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

baroque

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!

Cant Jokes More Cant Jokes

Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

2 Hour Jokes More 2 Hour Jokes

Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said "concentrate"!

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"