What do polar bears have for lunch ?

Ice burger !

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What's worse than a polar bear?

A bi-polar bear.

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

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Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.