Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

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Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

doesn't matter... must not look down..

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What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

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What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts?

She's a spitter, not a swallower.

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

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How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)