What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

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What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?

Ground round!

When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.