Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

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Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

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What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

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What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

Why do Avon ladies walk funny?

because their lipstick

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What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick