Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

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What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

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Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

Why don't chickens have lips?

Because then they'd have soft peckers

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Why do Avon ladies walk funny?

because their lipstick

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

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What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick