What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

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What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*