Why did the dung beetle go to rehab?

He was rolling balls.

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Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Rehab Jokes More Rehab Jokes

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.