Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

What's A Columbian's Favorite Kind of Drink?

Coke.

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Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.

Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.

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Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.