Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

Which country has a drug-addicted king?

Hyrule.

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Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

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Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda