Pibb Jokes

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

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Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

Rehab Jokes More Rehab Jokes

Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.