What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

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What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

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What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

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What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's