How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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What do you call a American football team full of retards?

Special teams

Why will there never be an Asian president?

Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing.

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How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

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Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

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Which American president was not guilty?

Lincoln, he was in a cent

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.