None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.
It's more fun to break wind
They break their nose!
The Bald Eagle is free c:
The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
None, we've decided to let a man do the job.
I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
A right a right a right!
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.
