What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank

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What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

Why doesn't Casper have any children?

He has a hollow-weiner.

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What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

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Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."