What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

sorry this is only a four star hotel.

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What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

Why dad?

he asks. Because my arm is getting tired

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How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".