What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

sorry this is only a four star hotel.

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

What do you call a room full of psychics?

A scam!

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Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.