How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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How many Pollyanna's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It's too dark.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

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What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

Where do Amish people go to get medicine?

To the farmacy.