What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

Why was the Amish girl shunned?

Too Mennonite.

What do you call a group of Amish children?

Amlets. (I'll see myself out)

Ferrari Jokes More Ferrari Jokes

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage