How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."

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How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

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What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

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What's the atheist's view on God?

Nahweh.

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

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Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."

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What do you call a group of famous people?

Constellation.

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."